A VIDEO

“Siri, make me smell like mangosteens.”
“Siri, where’s the nearest knitting club?”
“Siri, I don’t feel like wearing normal shoes today. Cobble me some cardboard Michel Gondry espadrilles.”
“SIRI, WAKE UP!”
“Siri, remind me to examine my own body with a hand mirror for a deeper understanding of my sexuality. Tomorrow.”
“Siri, who invented yarn?”
“Siri, invite my contact list over for a mid-morning limbo party and also order a limbo stick from the limbo stick store.”
“Siri, call Europe.”
“Siri, what frozen yogurt toppings do you like best? I mean besides mochi?”
“Siri! It’s me Zooey! Siri! Hi, Siri! Zooey!”

The Zooey Deschanel iPhone Commercial | Videogum

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    I feel like this woman bleeds unicorns, rainbows, sunshine, and kittens.
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    Ignore the video, revel in the Videogum commentary. “Siri, make me smell like mangosteens.”
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    zooey deschanel rubs me the wrong way. it really upsets me that we share a love of mochi on frozen yogurt
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