My esteemed colleague at STFU, Parents did a great piece on mommyjacking know-it-alls on Facebook. I saw this slide, and I felt compelled to let you all know the following as a reference for when I have children (in the distant, distant future):
If ANY of you fuckers, anywhere, at any time, have anything whatsoever to say about the presence or absence of my titty in a cute photo of one of my precious angels feeding the other, I WILL MURDER YOU. Similarly, any comments pertaining to how and what I feed my children: murder. You’ll be lucky if the worst thing you get is a sassy remark from my husband. LUCKY. If I post a picture of my kids drinking Red Bull out of a paint can while they play on a downed power line, you had better all shut the fuck up about it. Otherwise, murder.