Anastasia Steele was Clearly Not a Mother of Three — Brittany. Herself.
Brittany, brittanyherself.com

There are a lot of things about the Fifty Shades series that are down­right pre­pos­ter­ous.

Chris­t­ian can have sex 60 times in a row?

Nobody show­ers after­ward, they just walk around like sex stink and UTIs don’t exist?

Peo­ple still own…

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