Mitt Romney came down hard on his critics today, demanding they reveal the sources of recent accusations. “I was never Governor of Massachusetts, and I certainly wasn’t politically moderate. Anyone who says otherwise is a liar and can’t produce any evidence. They’d better put up or shut up.”

Romney campaign spokesperson Eric Ferhnstrom later made a statement calling for an end to more unfounded accusations. “Saying that Mitt Romney lacks charisma and has a difficult time relating to human beings is McCarthyism. Reality had better provide some hard proof or shove it. In fact, shut your f-ing mouth, everybody.”