Because sharing is caring. Re-blogging crap that’s cool since 2011. Mostly tattoos I’m jealous of, cats doing weird stuff, and poorly taken instagram photos of my family. Hope you’re into that sort of thing. Probably NSFW.Tumblr (3.0; @schmootz)http://schmootz.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c8723f12b1052f9282bcc9d244aae557/tumblr_mn61g5TRLW1r7dnoto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’m obviously an expert. Bring it on mommyhood.</p>http://schmootz.tumblr.com/post/51012365100http://schmootz.tumblr.com/post/51012365100Tue, 21 May 2013 16:40:53 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0605df25ee910424eee3da9091645075/tumblr_mmzw9uwci31r7dnoto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Makeup post! Just for you Tim, I know they’re your favorite!</p>http://schmootz.tumblr.com/post/50725151922http://schmootz.tumblr.com/post/50725151922Sat, 18 May 2013 09:03:30 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d4ecb44c3bca4076892dfae1c70c6b3d/tumblr_mmzvytiD6r1r7dnoto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Mick’s back window exploded on the ride home. Just spontaneously. Interesting!</p>http://schmootz.tumblr.com/post/50724839000http://schmootz.tumblr.com/post/50724839000Sat, 18 May 2013 08:56:53 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/321a10729ef9d4b0355f8c9a1baffc45/tumblr_mmzvrzlWjj1r7dnoto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Something tells me little hands were into the makeup while I was out :-)</p>http://schmootz.tumblr.com/post/50724654700http://schmootz.tumblr.com/post/50724654700Sat, 18 May 2013 08:52:47 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2e37304b0ad3e03d2519aa5ac33ae1e4/tumblr_mmoswmXPi81r7dnoto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#fmsphotoaday #may #11 #12 #smile #mother Coming this fall :-)</p>http://schmootz.tumblr.com/post/50255001427http://schmootz.tumblr.com/post/50255001427Sun, 12 May 2013 09:17:10 -04001112mayfmsphotoadaymothersmile<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/78608e9f94c34b07ffab6297bd0a8b95/tumblr_mmni59Wi3e1r7dnoto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Auntie shares lunch with Liam, Liam shares lunch with dog.</p>http://schmootz.tumblr.com/post/50192036208http://schmootz.tumblr.com/post/50192036208Sat, 11 May 2013 16:27:09 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/62bfc26a4174637731491428a68a29da/tumblr_mmnc5mWkOj1r7dnoto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Nurse Shakes <3</p>http://schmootz.tumblr.com/post/50182843144http://schmootz.tumblr.com/post/50182843144Sat, 11 May 2013 14:17:46 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0f6713288fd8739a5fbc4c114893b994/tumblr_mmmul3zltL1r7dnoto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#fmsphotoaday #may #10 #stars</p>http://schmootz.tumblr.com/post/50159616830http://schmootz.tumblr.com/post/50159616830Sat, 11 May 2013 07:58:15 -0400may10starsfmsphotoaday<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bf7e5ed106e0c7103bf6d1947e896e43/tumblr_mmmuikqnCL1r7dnoto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#fmsphotoaday #may #9 #snack #notallforme @cakesbyerin yummy!</p>http://schmootz.tumblr.com/post/50159560354http://schmootz.tumblr.com/post/50159560354Sat, 11 May 2013 07:56:44 -0400may9snacknotallformefmsphotoaday<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e645c291f185e11bce1d4be61fe1a840/tumblr_mmi119JMCr1r7dnoto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#fmsphotoaday #may #8 #shape: rough.</p>http://schmootz.tumblr.com/post/49959261143http://schmootz.tumblr.com/post/49959261143Wed, 08 May 2013 17:29:33 -0400may8shapefmsphotoaday<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9a33645081af6aa38b8c5982afbb624e/tumblr_mmgig19M821r7dnoto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#fmsphotoaday #may #7 #somethingbeginningwithF My For cup… As Lexi calls it :-) <3</p>http://schmootz.tumblr.com/post/49901152700http://schmootz.tumblr.com/post/49901152700Tue, 07 May 2013 21:50:25 -0400maysomethingbeginningwithf7fmsphotoaday<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/316571a0e98d2d519d4d769a19da4171/tumblr_mmdt5dLspm1r7dnoto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#fmsphotoaday #may #6 #broken is the state of my little heart, for not landing Boston Strong tickets in the 0.02 seconds they were on sale. #bostonstrong</p>http://schmootz.tumblr.com/post/49776260122http://schmootz.tumblr.com/post/49776260122Mon, 06 May 2013 10:48:49 -0400maybrokenbostonstrong6fmsphotoaday<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/856d98ed3539a664e9f2bd543f6452aa/tumblr_mmbu1kYSQz1r7dnoto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#fmsphotoaday #may #5 #paper Tattoo flash sheets by my new tattooer. Sorry @ksmuir but you’ve been replaced ;-)</p>http://schmootz.tumblr.com/post/49682929299http://schmootz.tumblr.com/post/49682929299Sun, 05 May 2013 09:12:56 -0400maypaper5fmsphotoaday<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8b81265e431e9d9a79b5a973a99a9e78/tumblr_mmbtptqntH1r7dnoto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#fmsphotoaday #may #4 #inmycup Any guesses?</p>http://schmootz.tumblr.com/post/49682592878http://schmootz.tumblr.com/post/49682592878Sun, 05 May 2013 09:05:52 -0400mayinmycup4fmsphotoaday<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8c3f7a9d01aaa060f0c2e0b0ec7ef848/tumblr_mm8j2tFtzT1r7dnoto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#fmsphotoaday #may #3 #thisisreallygood! The novel #contagious by Scott Sigler, sequel to #infected - its terrifying but I can’t put it down!</p>http://schmootz.tumblr.com/post/49525453772http://schmootz.tumblr.com/post/49525453772Fri, 03 May 2013 14:23:16 -0400contagiousmaythisisreallygood3infectedfmsphotoaday<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1c5b453dcad06b062dd403fc516e60de/tumblr_mm6bh8nzTY1r7dnoto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#fmsphotoaday #may #2 #morningritual Coffee, cats, calendar, clean</p>http://schmootz.tumblr.com/post/49436106173http://schmootz.tumblr.com/post/49436106173Thu, 02 May 2013 09:43:56 -0400maymorningritual2fmsphotoaday<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6b7f8e95941ee26641ffea637eb6e531/tumblr_mm6bb5V59D1r7dnoto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#fmsphotoaday #may #1 #iboughtthis! Awesome grocery haul yesterday- pretty excited to be eating good food again!</p>http://schmootz.tumblr.com/post/49435960673http://schmootz.tumblr.com/post/49435960673Thu, 02 May 2013 09:40:17 -0400may1iboughtthisfmsphotoaday<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d7bc2fb1100d32df4b17694986a96bc9/tumblr_mm6b6nqPDp1r7dnoto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#fmsphotoaday #may</p>http://schmootz.tumblr.com/post/49435854008http://schmootz.tumblr.com/post/49435854008Thu, 02 May 2013 09:37:34 -0400mayfmsphotoaday<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/22da638ba1e15a2945caedc1f966f5ef/tumblr_mm1ibhRTkv1r7dnoto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Random white dove just flew up on our porch and is hanging out</p>http://schmootz.tumblr.com/post/49213671237http://schmootz.tumblr.com/post/49213671237Mon, 29 Apr 2013 19:23:41 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f4208246ab9cadf1d896c46bf20635de/tumblr_mlzpwxIHuK1r7dnoto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I torture people into loving me.</p>http://schmootz.tumblr.com/post/49137246450http://schmootz.tumblr.com/post/49137246450Sun, 28 Apr 2013 20:12:33 -0400